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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:41

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
No go.
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?